Thursday, December 28, 2006

excerpt from Crossing the Ameri-Con

Fill your hand with the future of pistols, today

Like global positioning devices

To help fleets towards their cabs

Defined in terms

Designed or marketed as useful

For the stimulation of human genital organs

You might also call the capacity

To turn a cow into fabric softener

A kind of industrial farming

To compete with the Chinas of the world

It's not a deal where everyone gains instantly

The President will visit a black church or two

Women of childbearing age

Would be wise to limit their intake

Of farm-raised salmon and cancer

Still, being Martha Stewart has certain advantages

Lacking both air and magnetic field

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